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The trouble with genies

Ole and Sven were playing golf when Sven pulled out a cigar but didn't
have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff
a lighter," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a
12-inch BIC lighter. "Yiminy Cricket" exclaimed Sven, " Vhere did yew
get dat monster??" "Vell." replied Ole, " I got it from my Genie."
"Yew haff a genie?" Sven asked. " Ya shure, he's right here in my golf
bag," said Ole. "Could I see him?" Ole opens his golf bag and out pops
the genie. The friend says, "hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes I will" the genie said so Sven asks
him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the golf bag and
leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the
sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is

Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!" Ole answers
"Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do you really tink
I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"

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