A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students
raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise
their hands. That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. That's fantastic. But let me ask
you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished.
He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have
slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make
his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium the
professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit..... From way back there I
thought you said "goats."