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Satan


One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got
up early and went to the local church. Before the services started,
the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their
lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for on elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving . . . . seeminly
oblivous to the fact tht God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,
"Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?' "Nope, sure ain't," said the
man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you
afraid of me?"

The man calmy replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48
years."

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